nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(via jmoriartylives)

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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(via englishgarden)

sexhaver:

u-ok:

how to crush a can of dr. pepper with slats of wood

this video makes me angrier than anything else my eye is literally twitching right now

(via denzelgtfo)

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(via loveroflife91)

serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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(via englishgarden)

murpthwho:

The place to be tonight.

murpthwho:

The place to be tonight.

Go to a small, liberal arts college and this is what happens.

twitter.com/AdoreADiamond

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